This just in: Nutella isn’t healthy for you

http://twitter.com/#!/Lindsay_Warner/status/195988162466680832

In case you have a really really REALLY hard time telling what type of foods are healthy for you and which aren’t, you may be surprised to hear that Nutella is NOT healthy for you!

Nutella-maker Ferrero USA, Inc. has lost a class-action lawsuit over the spread’s purported health claims. They will be forced to pay out $3.05 million as part of the settlement, with $2.5 million to be divided among consumers who file a claim.

Turns out nutella is bad for you. Maybe because it is fucking chocolate!!!!!! #stupidamericans

— Cactus Rambo (@CactusRambo) April 27, 2012

Nutella to pay millions to parents who thought it was a healthy choice. Quaker refuses to pay parents who thought Crunchberries were fruit.

— Mark Campbell (@MrWordsWorth) April 27, 2012

This Nutella story kills me. Listen: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. If it tastes bad, it's good for you.

— Andrew Potter (@jandrewpotter) April 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/beingtheo/status/195984564743700481

https://twitter.com/#!/BorowitzReport/status/195975672458514433

A woman won 3 million in a lawsuit claiming Nutella isn't healthy. Funny since Kim K freely swallows Nutella protein from NBA players daily.

— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) April 27, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/27/this-just-in-nutella-isnt-healthy-for-you/