Moochi The Mini Cow Is The Animal Companion You’ve Always Wanted

We used to live in a world where “the bigger, the better” were words to live by.

But it’s amazing just how many things have gotten smaller in recent years. Super computers, for example, have evolved from beastly machines that took up entire rooms to devices that everyone can carry around in their pockets. Even food portions have even gotten smaller at restaurants with the introduction of things like sliders (and all that fancy nonsense on the Food Network).

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Still need proof that amazing things come in tiny packages? Let me introduce you to the hilariously cute mini cow.

And this mini cow goes by the name of Moochi.

I’ll give you a moment to regain your composure.

Isn’t that face just the cutest thing you’ve ever seen? I’m ready to go kidnap him and bring him home so I can love on his epic fluffiness forever.

Moochi is the friendliest cow of all time. He’s always looking for new buddies to give him head scratches!

There’s nothing Moochi enjoys more than taking walks through the neighborhood with his human companion.

You never know who you’ll meet on an evening stroll. He recently made friends with Howie Mandel!

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Moochi isn’t opposed to interspecies friendships of any kind.

When he’s not making new friends, he’s moonlighting as a comedian.

Moochi the mini cow is truly living his best life. Where do I sign up?

To see more of this cow’s adorable antics, be sure to follow him on Instagram!

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