Inquiring minds want to know: What’s #OnBidensHotelTab?!/TheMorningSpew/status/315188157568151552

As Twitchy reported, Vice President Joe Biden somehow managed to run up a staggering $585,000 Paris hotel tab. What the heck was he spending all that money on? Conservatives have some ideas:

#OnBidensHotelTabThe current issue of Highlights magazine.

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab …well we know it can’t be extra shampoo..

— Susan A (@fetasue) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab a case of bullshit

— Ben Shanerman (@Simplytheben) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab 1-Hour Teeth Whitening

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab the vowel he just bought

— Category0ne (@Category0ne) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab$12,583.97 for a team of mimes to read him a bedtime story.

— Frank (@FusionFrank) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab Book: “Where’s Waldo for Dummies: A guide to solving literature’s most perplexing puzzle”

— Renna (@RennaW) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab three letter words

— Ben Shanerman (@Simplytheben) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab Webster’s dictionary, wanted to look up the word “mortally”.

— Wacko Bird Suz (@SuzieWilliams) March 22, 2013


#OnBidensHotelTabAn audio course he ordered to learn sign language.

— Skiergirl (@Skiergirlskis) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTabRosetta Stone- Indian Accent Edition

— End of the Republic (@PointlessPol) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTabA snow globe with little French people inside it.

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab Amtrak tickets.

— Å Burton Ω (@burtdw1) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab$200 chiropractic spinal adjustment. Plus $150 finders fee.

— Proof(@ProofBlog) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab Ate exclusively from hotel Mini-Bar because tiny wine bottle & mini chocolates make him feel like a giant

— GWardHome (@gwardhome) March 22, 2013

#OnBidensHotelTab. new hotelroom door. He shot the other one out.

— Dr. Luv (@papacass84) March 22, 2013

It all adds up so fast!

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