Closed captioning says bombing suspect Zooey Deschanel taken into custody!/ZooeyDeschanel/status/325417339803824128

We know that caption isn’t correct — how could Zooey Deschanel be tweeting if she’d been taken into custody?

Apparently the suspect in the boat is Zooey Deschanel, who was much younger than I thought.…

— Bryan Armen Graham (@BryanAGraham) April 20, 2013

So Zooey Deschannel is in custody? Such a relief. @foxnews

— JoD(@jodmentum) April 20, 2013

They have caught the suspect, Zooey Deschanel. Her bangs have been cut off in order to disarm her. Good job, America!

— Timothy Netz (F) (@Bristel) April 20, 2013

No, they said flash-bang grenades, not flashy bangs.

God damn you, Zooey Deschanel. I hope your soul burns in hell for all eternity. #manhunt…

— No Fucks To Give (@OneClassyDouche) April 20, 2013

Zooey Deschanel’s PR team must be furious. #Watertown (via Ryan Light)…

— Lauren Modery (@Hipstercrite) April 20, 2013

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